We all get those email forwards right? Honestly, my email box is so full that I don’t usually even read them…but I stopped to read this one and really got a good chuckle. Though I’d share.
My Dad is a Father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why
he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, ” I am a Father.”
The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”
The priest looked up from his book and answered “I am the Father of
The boy said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and
he doesn’t wear his collar that way.”
The priest, getting impatient, said, “I am the Father of hundreds”
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, “Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.